Convince her to show you her art.

Sure, she's all draped up in ironic detachment, but everyone's gotta eat.

Try as you might, you just can't fathom what a young rebel dressed like a granny would want from you. She certainly isn't a flowers and chocolate kinda girl.

Humiliation wasn't enough for her? How about you offer her something -- like a job?

What does she need? You don't have much to give her. Hmm, you could try offering her a job.

She's locked up tight. What does she want? Maybe it's as simple as asking her. But whine about it so she feels superior.