Politics

Of course I do. It's... uhm... is it some kind of superstar? I think I'm a superstar.

You should check yourself for a pulse, superstar. From here it looks like a cadaverous spasm.

No. (Keep making the face.)

No, this is what superstars do. (Keep making the face.)

"I'm a Cop of the Apocalypse."

"That's so me. What did I do?"

"'Officer' is my stage name, right? I can see myself as a middling disco artist called 'The Officer.'"

"Superstar Cop. I can no longer deny it."

"Superstar Cop. It's been established."

"I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. You're pretty... I'm sorry. I'm the Sorry Cop."

"I'm not sure I'm a cop at all. I sure don't remember being one. I think I might have lied."

"You're making this up. I would never behave like that."

"I'm sorry."

"Let's roll." [Leave.]