Apocalypse Cop

"I'm a Cop of the Apocalypse."

"No. That's not me anymore. I am the Cop of the Apocalypse now."

"I am an ill omen, alright." (Proceed.)

"The end is near anyway, I might as well see this through..."

"Nothing. The black gaping maw at the end of Time."

"No, no, no. Something nefarious is definitely afoot."

"The end has begun."

"No."

"It has a foreboding quality to it. Maybe I needed to lose it, for the Great Bloodletting to begin?"

"Malevolent deities."

It is but a symptom of the rapacious catastrophe that will devour us all.

(Look him straight in the eye:) "Shit, piss, cunts, dicks, f****ts! Fuck the World!"

"The end has begun -- I am the lion-headed cavalry." (Press the button.)

"Abraq-ad-abra, perished like this world!"

"Until doom comes and liberates us from all our woes."

"It is a sign. Of the carnage to come. The great Culling."

"With the end being so nigh, how can anyone expect me to focus on one corpse?"

"With the end being nigh, how can anyone expect me to focus on one corpse..."