Apocalypse Cop

Good, evil, it makes no difference. These are the end times we're living in.

"No, I have found The Source. The Source of The Flow. I have found... Al Gul."

"How dare you belittle my voyage through the void?!"

"SILENCE! You know not of which you speak! I have danced with Al Gul for one thousand nights!"

(Shake it.) "This was a pillow fight compared to The Gloaming that is soon at hand. We shall all perish in the coming cleanse."

"All will burn, Satellite-Officer Vicquemare. Make no mistake about it."

"I wished to embrace The Gloaming ahead of time. The undoing of the atoms called to me."

"Boom -- the revelation."

"So you see it too? That my body is to become the last torch in the darkness?"

"Yes, we live in difficult times. But at least it's over. Almost over, that is..."

"Office Harbinger."

"She was preparing for the end times. She wanted to witness and record the Twilight Proceedings."

"We are descended from evil apes and to apes we shall return."

"I walked the land telling whores and liars of the End to come. There are 9,855 days remaining."

"The Gloaming comes for all, but it came first for you."

Yes! This is just like how it'll be in the End Times -- only me and Miss Page-Three. (Start unzipping.)