Superstar Cop

Of course I do. It's... uhm... is it some kind of superstar? I think I'm a superstar.

You should check yourself for a pulse, superstar. From here it looks like a cadaverous spasm.

No. (Keep making the face.)

No, this is what superstars do. (Keep making the face.)

"That's so me. What did I do?"

"'Officer' is my stage name, right? I can see myself as a middling disco artist called 'The Officer.'"

"Superstar Cop. I can no longer deny it."

"Superstar Cop. It's been established."

"You're making this up. I would never behave like that."

"Let's roll." [Leave.]

"Something tells me you don't like me."

"What's wrong? Don't you like The Officer?"

"I sense you're not a fan of mine."

"Martinaise is very lucky. Only one in a thousand cops wakes up as the Superstar Cop."