Superstar Cop

No. (Keep making the face.)

No, this is what superstars do. (Keep making the face.)

"Superstar Cop. It's been established."

"Let's roll." [Leave.]

"Something tells me you don't like me."

"What's wrong? Don't you like The Officer?"

"I sense you're not a fan of mine."

"I was sent to teach you a lesson in style."

This goes well with a theory I'm developing: that I'm a down-on-my-luck superstar person.