Superstar Cop

"I don't know what you're talking about. I have thousands of fans. I am surrounded by love and support all the time."

"It's true, I am a rock and roll star and a rebel."

"I have gotten it from disco, actually."

"Disco inferno!" (Press the button.)

"It's a deal." (Order the dice set.)

"Yes, I'm a star myself, a superstar -- and superstars don't care about money."

"To the island of Ecstasy in the carnal Sea of Lust, baby."

"I wasn't feeling it."

"I love doing interviews, and people love me. They love bathing in my glory."

"Damn straight. I'm a sharpshooting cop."

"Yes, sir, I'm a regular Dick Mullen. But better, because I'm real."

"Baby, you know who I am -- everybody knows." (Wink.)

"It's a rock star thing. Tardiness."

"A beacon of light in the dull shores of mediocrity. You're welcome, Martinaise."

"Girl, just loosen up a little... Don't you ever party?"

"I'm giving the ordinary folk a hero they can believe in -- me."

"It must have been cramping my style."

"I have to say -- this is not disco."