Superstar Cop

"I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world."

"Yes." He nods. "A superstar cop. Of course. This again."

"It's happening! My hard work is paying off! I'm becoming famous!"

"I knew it! I knew I was someone well known. A superstar."

"I knew it, Kim! I knew I was a superstar."

"That's so me. What did I do?"

"I'll just call you Miss Oranje Disco Dancer." (Proceed.)

"It's my style. Superstar cops don't wear parkas. They rock out."

"My... disco days are done."

"You misunderstand me. (cough) I meant that in a... disco way."

"My... disco days are done."

"Boo-yah. Master cop work."

"That's what I like about you, Evrart. You get me."

"More like who wouldn't! Cool uniforms, fast machines, packing heat? Sign me up!"

"Yeah, that's real funny. She wasn't laughing though." He looks at you.

"There is only one explanation. She must be one of my rabid fans."

"My financial situation is great! Superstars don't have problems with finances!"

Isn't that obvious?! Major Majestic, here I come!