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Remember: Where most people go wrong is in thinking they have to hide what they don't know...
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Success
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What's there to be scared of? You've really been cracking the books these last few days. You can go toe-to-intellectual-toe with any reading group in Martinaise...
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Take a deep breath. You've done some reading these past few days. But you also know there's more to life than what you find in books...
Failure
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Nope, still no words. Your confidence account is overdrawn. What are you even doing here?
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Okay, you got this. You got this. Just... open your mouth, and say the words...
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Is it getting warm in here? There seems to be a little pool of sweat forming in the depression of your lower back.
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Sub-literate nematode.Difficulty0
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Harmless book slug.Difficulty-2
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- "'I have grand plans for you, Man from Hjelmdall.' She gestures her diabolical hand toward an array of potions and unguents. 'First you shall please me, then lead my armies agai…
- Read about the welkin.
- A cockatoo is a parrot with an erectile crest, found on the Semenine islands and in…
- When the din of battle settles, only the Man from Hjelmdall and Tyrbald remain standing. Exhausted and dripping with the entrails of their foes, the two northmen confront the fo…
- "Medicinal Purposes of the Pale." The cover of this heavy tome features a number of…
- Can you solve the case before the cops close in?
- It would physically hurt you to keep reading. Are you sure?
- "Now, let's clean up and get back to work."
- That's it. You know the alphabet now.
Somewhat bookish toad.Difficulty-4
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- "'I have grand plans for you, Man from Hjelmdall.' She gestures her diabolical hand toward an array of potions and unguents. 'First you shall please me, then lead my armies agai…
- Read about the welkin.
- A cockatoo is a parrot with an erectile crest, found on the Semenine islands and in…
- When the din of battle settles, only the Man from Hjelmdall and Tyrbald remain standing. Exhausted and dripping with the entrails of their foes, the two northmen confront the fo…
- "Medicinal Purposes of the Pale." The cover of this heavy tome features a number of…
- Can you solve the case before the cops close in?
- It would physically hurt you to keep reading. Are you sure?
- "Now, let's clean up and get back to work."
- That's it. You know the alphabet now.
Proud bookshop ruminant.Difficulty-6
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- "'I have grand plans for you, Man from Hjelmdall.' She gestures her diabolical hand toward an array of potions and unguents. 'First you shall please me, then lead my armies agai…
- Read about the welkin.
- A cockatoo is a parrot with an erectile crest, found on the Semenine islands and in…
- When the din of battle settles, only the Man from Hjelmdall and Tyrbald remain standing. Exhausted and dripping with the entrails of their foes, the two northmen confront the fo…
- "Medicinal Purposes of the Pale." The cover of this heavy tome features a number of…
- Can you solve the case before the cops close in?
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- "Now, let's clean up and get back to work."
- That's it. You know the alphabet now.
Voracious biblophilic teratorn.Difficulty-8
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- Read about the welkin.
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- When the din of battle settles, only the Man from Hjelmdall and Tyrbald remain standing. Exhausted and dripping with the entrails of their foes, the two northmen confront the fo…
- "Medicinal Purposes of the Pale." The cover of this heavy tome features a number of…
- Can you solve the case before the cops close in?
- It would physically hurt you to keep reading. Are you sure?
- "Now, let's clean up and get back to work."
- That's it. You know the alphabet now.
UNSTOPPABLE LITERARY WÜRM.Difficulty-10
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- That's it. You know the alphabet now.
Standard Wirrâl Die.Difficulty-1
