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Another police officer resigned from the RCM following a nervous breakdown. He now lives on a deserted island, living off raw fish and shouting, "I never loved that woman!" When asked to comment, former colleagues objected to the theory that his psychological disintegration was precipitated by his wife leaving him. "It's because The Furrows lost that match," said Captain Ptolemy Pryce, once the man's superior officer. "It's because he couldn't get a big gun from acquisitions, and, anyway, police work really burns you out after a while," Satellite-Officer Jean Vicquemare, the deranged former cop's partner, commented. Sergeant Mack Torson, another former colleague, did not propose any theories, merely saying, "It's all such a shame. He was just getting back on his feet." The officer reportedly broke down while extracting a confession from a suspect in a murder investigation. The suspect is now in police custody.