"LOOK BABE, WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE HARSH TRUTH OF HIS DEMISE THE MELANCHOLIC ACADEMICIAN STARTS FIDDLING HIS OWN GENITALIA. HIS BALD SPOT BETRAYS THAT HE IS A COMPULSIVE MASTURBATOR."
"LOOK BABE, WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE HARSH TRUTH OF HIS DEMISE THE MELANCHOLIC ACADEMICIAN STARTS FIDDLING HIS OWN GENITALIA. HIS BALD SPOT BETRAYS THAT HE IS A COMPULSIVE MASTURBATOR."