Problem
Hey, so a little observation. It's all cool, man. Don't freak out, but every time you say “I am the law“ -- and you say it a lot, it's basically hello for you -- your jaw does this weird thing. It sort of shifts sideways, hanging off your face at a jaunty angle, while the word law sounds oddly guttural and low. It's... strange. You wouldn't notice it, but after saying you're the law eighty thousand times, the question does come up: why do you have Law Jaw?
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Solution
Okay, so. We now know why you have Law Jaw. Why you say the law in a weird manner, and why your jaw does that thing. You had polio as a child. You hadn’t gotten vaccinated. It must've been right after the Revolution -- not a lot of vaccine going around then. So you got infantile paralysis due to polio and this jaw thing is a complication from that. Admittedly, it’s not very funny. But you overcame it! This little infant survived and became a sharpshooting supercop. So: fuck you, polio!
