Problem
Not only have you internalized the Hard Core Aesthetic, you’ve also contributed to it. How harder-core could you possibly become? Low-core people come around you to correct your “typos”: it’s “Hardcore” here, “hard-core” there, “Hardorcore” in a third instant -- what’s going on? Those aren’t typos, man, that’s how core hardness works. If you don’t know “hard-core” from “Our Happy Hardcore,” what the fuck are we even talking about?
While researching
- −2 InterfacingFuck grammar!
Once internalized
- +1 EnduranceReally useful for doing drugs
- +1 VolitionSame thing, Hardman
Solution
Oh yes. Drugs. We’re talking about drugs. Let’s face it, these flirtations with the Hard Core Aesthetic have all been leading up to one question: Can I do drugs harder now that I’m a Hard Cop? And the answer is: yes. You can. You can do one more blast of pyrholidon and yellow shit-powder, you can even pull a ciggie and a lager on top of that. There. You’ve truly made the Hardcore your own thing now.
