Achievement
Unbelievably Boring F**k
Objectives
Say 7 incredibly boring things
- Boring Cop
- = 7
Thoughts
1
Dialogue
78- "It's just police-work."You
- "Good day, ma'am. Everything alright?"You
- The grey and common bang-bang, that's me.You
- "Just answer some questions okay?"You
- Definitely a coincidence.You
- "Cool. I don't even have any interesting replies."You
- No, none of this Tequila Sunset business. It's gotten me to death's door. There has to be more in this world...You
- Let it fall to the ground, then pick it up. Like a normal adult person.You
- "Eight-five percent is not good enough when you're dealing with another person's physical well-being."You
- "Yeah, okay. Real like paying your bills or eating malt fibre in the morning."You
- "Nothing special. Like everyone else. I have all sorts of wild thoughts running through my head, but then pick the most boring one."You
- "For your information, alcoholism is a terrible, debilitating ailment."You
- "Back to police-mode." (Smile and nod.) "I have some questions, Gaston."You
- "Okay! Everybody calm down."You
- (Shake it.) "No need to thank me, just doing my job."You
- "A police detective."You
- "Boom -- I got you. Me, the most boring cop on Earth."You
- "I don't know anything about fate. I just wanted to talk about a medical issue."You