Conversation · Medicinal Purposes of the Pale
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There are a number of Seolite tonics that promise to improve your short-term memory, but nothing that speaks to your condition.
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The book is frustratingly vague on this topic, but it seems that if you've walked through the pale, you would know it.
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And on your walks, do you stop to meditate on the nature of your being?
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You need to do that. It's important for opening up your agiogenous zones.
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They're a series of psychic nodes located throughout your body. Unfortunately, the stresses of modern life often cause us to close off our agiogenous zones, which can result in all manner of physical and psychic ailments...
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Regular meditation in the pale, however, can help to open up these zones, permitting the freeflow of psychic energy throughout the body.
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Nudity is the most important part. Of the many ways modern society prevents our true selves from manifesting, clothing may be the most repressive...
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Nor should you. Nudity is shameful. No officer of the law should ever be caught sans pantalones.
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That feeling is the weight of society bearing down on you. Until you get out from under it, you will never feel true freedom.
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- That feeling is the weight of society bearing down on you. Until you get out from under it, you will never feel true freedom.
- You glance over at the lieutenant, who is standing, as usual, with his hands neatly folded behind his back. What he's thinking about, if he's thinking about anything at all, is absolutely opaque to you.
Your partner is even more repressed than you are. It would do you both a world of good to spend a little more time getting in touch with your bodies.
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You glance over at the lieutenant, who is standing, as usual, with his hands neatly folded behind his back. What he's thinking about, if he's thinking about anything at all, is absolutely opaque to you.
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Free your body! You long to feel the cool breeze tickle against your inner thighs and midriff.
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Your genitalia are the site of your most important agiogenous zone. It's vitally important to aerate them in the pale.
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A note of caution, however. Be sure to limit your exposure to the pale to no more than an hour a day, and no more than three hours total per week.
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You're doing everything as you should. Regular pale meditation has been shown to help keep your body lithe and strong, your mind alert and expansive...
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You close the book and find yourself staring at the familiar cover once more.
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At the Remote Viewers Division we're trained to keep our agiogenous zones maximally dilated.
This book contains serious ancient wisdom, not whacko conspiracy theories. If you don't respect it, it will never reveal its secrets.