Conversation · Rhetoric

This hat is so soft, so warm. It wraps around your head... and your mind tingles with all manner of socio-economic theory.

This is an ushanka, right? (Pat the hat.)

Kras Mazov would have worn this ushanka. Mazov knew where to cook those thoughts, that's why it bears a Mazovian logo.

Glory to the Revolution, comrade! Whether you like it or not, wearing this hat has made you more communist.

Oops, it's a fashion faux pas! [Discard the thought -- and the hat.]

Let's hope no one saw you wearing that outrageously communist hat.