Conversation · Volition

Mm, these are some wonderfully regular pants. Not too tight, not too loose -- moderate in every sense. You'll blend right in at some pleasant dinner party.

Oops, it's a fashion faux pas! [Discard the thought -- and the pants.]

Let's hope no one saw you wearing those outrageously regular -- almost moralist! -- pants.

I like regular, normal things.

Mhm, I know you do. These interisolary pants are like wearing a perfect compromise in your nether regions. No one will call the Moralintern on you like this, that's for sure.

You're a little more moralist now, buddy. A little more normal. Even if you didn't want to be.

Makes sense. This is what wearing boring office trousers does to you.