Conversation · Savoir Faire

Master Investigator! You just can't keep yourself away from locked and hidden places, can you?

Hey! I am not some sort of a... peeper.

Sure, friend. This is nothing sordid, nothing inappropriate. You just have to do this... it's your duty.

It is my duty as a cop to investigate every square inch of this world.

Attaboy! The world's secrets were made for you. They wait patiently for you to uncover them...

What do you mean?

Nothing. Nothing! You're right -- get in there... deep. Invade every personal space, break every lock...

I'm just browsing...

Yes, that's what it is... a quick peek here, a short glance there. It is all quite... delectable.