Conversation · Garte, the Cafeteria Manager
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Garte, the Cafeteria Manager
Kim Kitsuragi
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- 07:00 · 08:00 · 09:00 · 10:00 · 11:00 · 12:00 · 13:00 · 14:00 · 15:00 · 16:00 · 17:00 · 18:00 · 19:00 · 20:00 · 21:00 Slip away unnoticed.
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"Did one of these "tiny apes" have a pale green face?" An old woman appears out of the blackness.
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"It's a joke, sweetie. I didn't actually think you saw the Kind Green Ape of South Safre in a hostel in Martinaise. That would be ridiculous. Are you okay?"
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"It doesn't look so, sweetie. Are you okay?" An old woman appears out of the blackness.
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I was wrong to let you go. I should have kept you here... is it bright where you are? Is it TERRIFYING? Have you felt THE LOVE?!
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"That is too bad." An old woman appears out of the blackness. "We all need a little love. Are you okay?"
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"What do you mean what do I mean?" An old woman appears out of the blackness. "Are you okay?"
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You are way cool, cooler than the bottom of the sea. Too cool for this world.
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Admit it, you just missed the quarter-light. The darkness on the edge of town.
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Those are the mysteries of the Spinal Cord. The Spinal Cord has yet to reveal itself to you -- its mysteries are unholy mysteries.
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That's true, yes. And it's worrying. But let's not fixate on it. Look at that stupid bartender instead -- he has no idea what's going on! You and your fuck-you-fingers floating in the air. Barkeep's got his mouth agape like an idiot. You showed him.
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- That's true, yes. And it's worrying. But let's not fixate on it. Look at that stupid bartender instead -- he has no idea what's going on! You and your fuck-you-fingers floating in the air. Barkeep's got his mouth agape like an idiot. You showed him.
- One moment you're running like the wind, then you've suddenly turned around and are giving him the finger. Furiously, with both hands. Why?!
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"Oh!" He puffs with indignation. "You don't owe me shit? Well, officer, you're right -- you don't owe me shit, you owe me MONEY."
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He turns to you, calmly. "We do not need to assert ourselves here. We only need instructions from him. This is the proprietor, remember?"
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- "No! He called me a f****t!"Remembered · 2
- "Sounded like extortion to me."Remembered · 1
- "Alright, calm down. What is this about?"
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"You know, I get this all the time. Some hobo comes in here, or some backpacking asshole off the boat. The next day when they can't make their fees they get aggressive. I just never thought I'd be in this shit with a cop. Please, just give me the money..."
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- "Wow, you're a genius! Yes, that's right -- money. You owe this establishment 130 reál." He points to the red ledger on the counter.
- "No, you don't owe me street cred. You owe me money. You owe this establishment 130 reál." He points to the red ledger on the counter.
- "You owe me money, not a skin care product. Money. You owe this establishment 130 reál." He points to the red ledger on the counter.
- "You know, I get this all the time. Some hobo comes in here, or some backpacking asshole off the boat. The next day when they can't make their fees they get aggressive. I just never thought I'd be in this shit with a cop. Please, just give me the money..."
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No one is saying that. No one is saying the tie can talk -- that would be ludicrous. It's just that... you should arrest him. It would be wiser. He wants to take your money.
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The lieutenant looks at you tugging on your garish tie. He puts his hand on your shoulder:
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- The lieutenant watches you fiddle with your horrific tie, sweat stains forming under your armpits. He puts his hand on your shoulder.
- The lieutenant looks at you tugging on your garish tie. He puts his hand on your shoulder:
- Somehow the knot is stuck so you can't get it off. The lieutenant watches you struggle with it, the sweat dripping from your brow. He puts his hand on your shoulder:
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That's cop for: "I haven't offered to pay because I don't have any money either."
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Somehow the knot is stuck so you can't get it off. The lieutenant watches you struggle with it, the sweat dripping from your brow. He puts his hand on your shoulder:
The lieutenant watches you fiddle with your horrific tie, sweat stains forming under your armpits. He puts his hand on your shoulder.
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Did someone order a vague, farcical reading of The Law? More than one pops into your head:
An entire array of vague, farcical readings of The Law pop into your head:
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"'Refusal to aid an officer of the peace.' You are impeding me from carrying out a murder investigation with your inane requests for money."
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"It is crude of you. A man has been killed. File a request for compensation with Station 41. We need to work now."
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"Okay, you'll only have to pay for the window. And the drinks. That's 70. I'll get the rest from your stupid station."
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- "Fine, fuck this. I'll do it myself, I'll call your station... what was it, 41? I'll ask them to pay for the room. The drinks and the window you still have to pay for. That's 70. Are we done, officers?"
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- "Okay, you'll only have to pay for the window. And the drinks. That's 70. I'll get the rest from your stupid station."
- "I'll call them for recompensation for the room. But you still owe me 70 for the drinks and the window. And I do not think women are mentally inferior to men."
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"No, not cool. You still owe me 30 for the drinks. If you don't have it by tonight I'm not letting you back up there..." He points upstairs.
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- "Don't thank me. You still owe me 30 for the drinks! If you don't have it by tonight I'm not letting you back up there..." He points upstairs.
- "Don't thank me. You still owe me 70. If you don't have it by tonight I'm not letting you back up there," he points upstairs.
- "No, not cool. You still owe me 30 for the drinks. If you don't have it by tonight I'm not letting you back up there..." He points upstairs.
- "You still owe me 70. If you don't have it by tonight I'm not letting you back up there," he points upstairs.