Conversation · Smoker on the Balcony

"Could I get a refill here, please?"

"Yes, yes, I'm very attractive. Great, thank you."

"Can't do it with class? Don't do it at all."

"Okay, you tell me this doesn't taste like shit..."

"Don't even get me started on beauty..."

"Obviously I'm gonna quit some day."

"How can a bar be out of vermouth?"

"I'm practically a shrink minus the diploma."