Conversation · Smoker on the Balcony

"Don't even get me started on beauty..."

"Obviously I'm gonna quit some day."

"Can't do it with class? Don't do it at all."

"I'm practically a shrink minus the diploma."

"Could I get a refill here, please?"

"Yes, yes, I'm very attractive. Great, thank you."

"Okay, you tell me this doesn't taste like shit..."

"How can a bar be out of vermouth?"