Conversation · Saint-Batiste Pharmaceutics

A small cabinet on the wall is filled with various medicine bottles, nasal sprays and blister packs. They all bear the Saint-Batiste Pharmaceutics logo.

"A bottle of magnesium, please."

"Mkay, here. I hope Saint-Batiste makes you feel better or something."

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"Can I have Nosaphed?"

"Mkay, here. I hope Saint-Batiste makes you feel better or something."

"Who is Saint-Batiste?"

"Saint-Batiste? You know..." She nods slowly at the cabinet. "The pharmaceuticals company?"

"Saint-Batiste Pharmaceuticals? The one that sells meds out of Saint-Batiste?" She points to the cabinet. "That one? There?"

She is right! Saint-Batiste the company derives its name from Saint-Batiste the city, itself so named... because that's what it is. A rare case where that really is the full etymological history -- as far as almost anyone knows, at least.

"I want to buy some ammonia."

"M'kay." She hands you a small capsule. "Don't, like... over-do it or something."

"Do you have any ammonia?"

"Yeah... there's like an ampoule somewhere." She waves her hand in the air absent-mindedly.

"I'll take some Hypnogamma."

"Mkay, here. I hope Saint-Batiste makes you feel better or something."

"What do those products do?"

"Uhm... I don't know, let's see... Nosaphed is a nasal spray. Drouamine is a really good painkiller. Magnesium is a dietary supplement. Hypnogamma is..." She stops.

"I don't really know what Hypnogamma is. I guess it makes you feel less shit? It's recommended to use after lots of partying, studying, or exercising."

"Can you be a little more... specific?"

"Uhm..." She chews her bubblegum absent-mindedly. "No, sorry. I'm not, like, a doctor or anything."

NOSAPHED heals +1 Health. DROUAMINE heals +3 Health. MAGNESIUM heals +1 Morale. HYPNOGAMMA heals +3 Morale.

"Thank you for explaining, miss."

Her nose is already back in her magazine. "Uh-huh."

"I need Drouamine."

"Mkay, here. I hope Saint-Batiste makes you feel better or something."

A small cabinet on the wall is filled with various medicine bottles, nasal sprays and blister packs. They all bear the Saint-Batiste Pharmaceutics logo.

"Uhm, just ask me if you need anything from Saint-Batiste. We don't stock prescription meds, but we do have nosaphed, drouamine, magnesium and hypnogamma."

Their logo is the bloodless rose -- pure white, untouched by harm.