Conversation · From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo

A sulphur-crested cockatoo sits on the cover, its beak slightly open. It looks as if the bird is calling out the book title: "From A to Zrieek! A Guide To A Well-Behaved Cockatoo."

"I want to buy the guide to cockatoos."

"Oh, a nature enthusiast! Good choice. I knew it was a good idea to keep that around..."

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Flip through the pages.

Turns out that there are so many different cockatoo species, and they all have behavioural problems.

You don't have behavioural problems. That's garbage. You're cool.

"What about this guide to cockatoos, storekeeper?"

"It's a must-have if you own a cockatoo. I've heard they're quite capricious."

Steal the guide to cockatoos.

You wait for the storekeeper to be distracted. When she's not looking, you haul the tome of cockatoos into your pocket.

It's quite a challenge, but eventually the guide to cockatoos is yours. Splendid effort!

Slowly, you move your hand toward the tome of cockatoos. Before you reach the book, you're interrupted:

The lieutenant coughs sharply, then whispers: "Do we really need to do this? I think not."

"Sir, no touching the merchandise. People like their books pristine, not handled by god knows who."

[Leave.]