Conversation · Suggestion

Hey, so we've been monitoring you internally, and now we know your copotype.

[Discard thought.]

Okay. What am I?

Guess.

Cool cop?

No, you're the Sorry Cop. The cop who's sorriest. Let's make it official, then, shall we?

Huge lack of enthusiasm going on in here.

Uhm, won't the other copotypes be jealous?

What? Jealous of the Sorry Cop? I think they'll be fine. Don't worry.

They'll be super, super fine. It'll be totally okay. You can dual-copotype from sorry to anything.

Okay, okay, but what are the other copotypes?

Oh, you know. Apocalypse, Superstellar, The Advanced Interesting Cop. Liquid Shadow Cop. But you're too sorry to say those things, so -- here we go?

Fuckin'... they should be sorry!

Yes-yes, impotent rage and lamentation. Let's wrap it up?

I'm sorry. (Opt in.)

Of course you are. It's okay. See if you can get something out of this. Like... info, or... maybe every time you say you're sorry you get a million bucks?

That won't happen.

No. I'm really not sorry. Fuck off! (Opt out.)

Wow. Okay. Fuck off? Maybe we were wrong about you then...

Check out the big balls on Fire Cop...

You know, actually I'm not sorry. I change my mind.

No, you don't. C'mon. You'll be back to saying sorry in two minutes. Stop wasting time and begin The Repentance.

Some kind of... weapon-cop?

I'm sorry you had to monitor me.

Okay, just for the length of this short demonstration, please say something that isn't I'm sorry. Guess. What is it?

I was kinda hoping I'm the Apocalypse Cop.

That is only a ludicrous daydream. Guess again. You're the...

I was kinda hoping I'm the Superstar Cop.

Sorry cop? I'm sorry, I'm not sure...

Yes. Sorry Cop. The cop who's sorriest. Let's make it official, then, shall we?

I was kinda thinking I'm the Regular Cop.

Wait, there are copotypes?

Yes. Guess what's yours?