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This fan has two chain pull switches -- one ends in a tiny fan, the other in a light bulb. A truly horrific necktie has somehow attached itself to one of the blades.
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Or has it been consigned there as punishment? You feel as though this creature is your friend and wants to reattach itself to your neck. So that you may continue your adventures together in this strange world!
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You swoop up and catch the tie... snap! It's released from the blade. WARNING! WARNING! The necktie is no longer contained.
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What you have in your hand is a fantastically colourful tie, with four or five different patterns. The knot reminds you of a noose.
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If it's your friend, why was it up there? Who ties their friend to a ceiling fan? Maybe this thing is dangerous somehow...
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What you have in your hand is a truly hideous necktie, with four or five different patterns. The knot reminds you of a noose.
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Oh no, it's happening again. You didn't catch it and now there's numbness in your left arm, plus half your chest.
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None of these is a real heart attack. This is such a joke. You should probably just exercise more.
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This is not a real heart attack. This is a joke. It's probably just your lungs or your oesophagus. The oesophagus does practically nothing.
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Finally the stabbing recedes. You could try doing it again to see how painful it gets -- but you would probably die.
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Finally the pressure recedes. You find yourself covered in cold sweat and trying not to move -- hoping it will keep you from dying.
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You know what you should do? You should stop the fan and then try again, it'll get easier.
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Do it -- if you want to die, the stabbing pain in your chest is telling you. You're hanging by a thread here...
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You reach out to grab the tie... but what's this? Diffuse, radiating chest pain! Doom comes over you.
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Oh no, it's happening again. You didn't catch it and now there's numbness in half your chest.
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This is not a real heart attack. This is a joke. It's probably just your lungs or your oesophagus. The oesophagus does practically nothing.
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Finally the stabbing recedes. You could try doing it again to see how painful it gets. (Very.) But do you really want to risk it?
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This is bad. Feels like sharp stones grinding in your chest and keeping you from moving.
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Finally the pressure recedes. You find yourself covered in cold sweat. Try not to move too fast -- maybe that will keep you from collapsing.
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You reach out to grab the tie... but what's this? Radiating chest pain! Fear washes over you.
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A terrible mistake! Turn the lights off IMMEDIATELY! You can practically feel the photons burning a hole in your brain.
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The switch must be broken, because nothing happens. The air in the room is starting to feel like vaporized urine.
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The blades come squeaking to a halt.
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The fan stands still.