Hear that? Magnesium. That's what you're lacking. The lack of magnesium has you slouched.

Hear that? Magnesium. That's what you're lacking. The lack of magnesium has you slouched.

The magnesium levels in your blood are dangerously low. It's about the low magnesium levels and not the high alcohol levels.

So there's a lack of magnesium in me?

Yes, and it's critical. Look at yourself. You're practically devolving into a fish due to the lack of magnesium in you bloodstream.

So I need to Mag it sideways?

Mag it sideways? What are you talking about?! You need to Mag it up! You've probably had two heart attacks and a minor stroke already... and the only prescription is insane amounts of magnesium.

One stroke? Don't be so modest. He's having one right now.

I need is to stop thinking about this. [Discard thought.]

You're saying... I need to become a Magnesium-Based Lifeform?

Yes. If you want to live, you need to evolve. You need to transcend the carbon barrier. Go to the apothecary and buy insane amounts of magnesium -- it will reverse the damage to your circulatory system.

Just remember -- it's not the alcohol. Buy more of that too. Alcohol is not the problem.

And it's certainly not the dextroamphetamine.

Nor pyrholidon, that sweet, sweet psychoactive radiation drug.

Nor smoking for forty years. It's the lack of magnesium. And excess of coffee. You should stop drinking coffee. It wreaks havoc on your gastrointestinal system.

I need to Mag it up?

You need to get SO magged up! You've probably had two heart attacks and a minor stroke already... and the only prescription is insane amounts of magnesium.

I fucking knew it wasn't the alcohol... or the other things.

Yeah, the other things! Long live the other things! Made you strong as an ox, they have.

My magnesium level is fine. [Discard thought.]