You should pick that fat, juicy cigarette butt from the tray, light it up and smoke the…

Who knows what you are? A monster, a murderer, the Gnome of Geroma? You feel like a smoker, especially when you look at that juicy, succulent, seductive cigarette stub. Still smouldering deliciously...

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But she broke it at the filter. I can't smoke that.

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Am I a smoker?

You

But she broke it at the filter. I can't smoke that.

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How very astute of you! This renders it ineffectual. You should look for a whole cigarette. Or better yet -- an entire pack! Strike that, a CARTON! Make sure they're all healthy and able-bodied, then smoke them all.

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Who knows what you are? A monster, a murderer, the Gnome of Geroma? You feel like a smoker, especially when you look at that juicy, succulent, seductive cigarette stub. Still smouldering deliciously...

Electrochemistry

How very astute of you! This renders it ineffectual. You should look for a whole cigarette. Or better yet -- an entire pack! Strike that, a CARTON! Make sure they're all healthy and able-bodied, then smoke them all.

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But she broke it at the filter. I can't smoke that.

Horrific Necktie

The idea seems to make your neck expand. Suddenly, the garish tie feels very snug.

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Like a cat rubbing itself against its owner's calves. (A cat that wants you to smoke a lot.)

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Conceptualization

Like a cat rubbing itself against its owner's calves. (A cat that wants you to smoke a lot.)

passive: 2

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Or -- you could not do that. No one is making you.

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The idea seems to make your neck expand. Suddenly, the garish tie feels very snug.

Volition

Or -- you could not do that. No one is making you.

passive: 2

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You

Well... I'll think about it.

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Good! Thinking about yummy cigarettes in your mouth is the next best thing. Make sure you think about juicy sticks of tobacco all the time, though. It doesn't count if it's not all the time.

Earlier lines: 1

Or -- you could not do that. No one is making you.

Electrochemistry

Good! Thinking about yummy cigarettes in your mouth is the next best thing. Make sure you think about juicy sticks of tobacco all the time, though. It doesn't count if it's not all the time.

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And when you're done thinking about them, graduate to getting them.

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Well... I'll think about it.

Electrochemistry

And when you're done thinking about them, graduate to getting them.

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Plus, smoking them gives massive bonuses.

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Good! Thinking about yummy cigarettes in your mouth is the next best thing. Make sure you think about juicy sticks of tobacco all the time, though. It doesn't count if it's not all the time.

Electrochemistry

Plus, smoking them gives massive bonuses.

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You

I'll make it Priority One.

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Good. They'll make you stronger and better. You're too old to be cool now, but find cigarettes, smoke them -- blam! Instantly a cool renegade man, a mystical red dragon with smoke rising from his nostrils!

Earlier lines: 1

Or -- you could not do that. No one is making you.

Electrochemistry

Good. They'll make you stronger and better. You're too old to be cool now, but find cigarettes, smoke them -- blam! Instantly a cool renegade man, a mystical red dragon with smoke rising from his nostrils!

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