Son, you've really let yourself go -- it's a disgrace. But Coach Physical Instrument is…
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Son, you've really let yourself go -- it's a disgrace. But Coach Physical Instrument is going to get you back in prime condition. Even if it takes a million push-ups!
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It's going to take blood, sweat, piss, and tears, but when I'm done with you, boy, you will be a Master Athlete!
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When a man sets his mind and body on something and gives his hundred and ten percent, he is sometimes going to piss himself. It just happens. No shame in that.
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Behold, world -- here walks a sportsman, hands chalked and hair kept back with a bandana. The homo athleticus!.
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Attention, attention! An old has-been giving up! Come see the has-been quitting again, everyone!
Coach Physical Instrument? Does that mean you'll call me a maggot and a nancy-boy to motivate me?
Does a master swordsman insult his own blade? No! I'm going to turn you into an athletic bench-mark, you big pussy!
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