Here we are. Whoever is in there definitely has money, so let's convince them to part…

Here we are. Whoever is in there definitely has money, so let's convince them to part with it for our exclusive piece of art.

There! In that container you moved. There's something rich in there. We've got to get inside.

What do you suggest?

Opening the door? C'mon, I shouldn't have to tell you that. Get me up close and I'll show you how it's done.

But I already tried to convince it to open for me and failed.

Then it's time to show you how a master does it. No lock survives a round with Savvy. Get me up close.

Psst, hear that?

I don't hear anything.

The ominous hum of a preposterously affluent individual... It seems to be coming from above us.

You hear dock water quietly lapping against seaweed-slimed concrete, but definitely no ominous hums.

(Look up.)

See that massive container there, held up by that humongous crane? That's it! We need to get that box of treasures down. Try using that control panel over there.

Hold up a minute... why should a preposterously affluent individual be hiding themselves in a container?

Let's slow down here. Why would we search for rich people in containers?

Slow down? We don't have time to slow down -- it's crunch time! Get your ass moving and control that crane! We've got sales to make.

Yes, but...

No 'buts', I want to see your can-do attitude shine this time. Get moving!

No problemo, boss-man. On my way to lower that crane... [Leave.]

Great work ethic, friend. No one should be scared to get their hands dirty on the road to brilliant success.

I don't see anyone. Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure. Someone here has assets stacked away in OFCs. Look up.

OFCs or Offshore Financial Centres -- that's another word for tax havens. EPIS has adopted the OFFNET approach into their frameworks for addressing OFCs, but it's still a problem.

Wait, you mean tax havens?

Tax havens, OFCs, Sinks, Conduits, heavens... Get with the terms, hustler-boy. Now look up!

Wait, OFCs?

Everything gets so quiet when it snows.

No, not the snow -- the ominous hum of a preposterously affluent individual... It seems to be coming from above us.

Hear what?

You mean the rain?

No, not the rain -- the ominous hum of a preposterously affluent individual... It seems to be coming from above us.