Woah! What have we here?

Woah! What have we here?

A bridge?

A bridge with loose nails and rot-infested wood that creaks in the wind. A construction code violation if there ever was one!

Guess I'll have to take my chances.

Guess so. Just be careful out there! One false step could cost you dearly!

Whatever. Let death come. I'm a Revacholian badass.

Oh, pardon me then. I forgot just how cool you were.

You can take those sharp rocks!

"Kim, it looks like we've got a construction code violation."

The lieutenant looks around. "True, they never cleaned up the war damage... The rest of Revachol looks better, though."

"But lieutenant, think about the splinters!"

"The bridge is fine enough. Locals use it all the time, after all. It's nothing to worry about." He adjusts his glasses. "Shall we?"