Communist

"It would help me stay in touch with the proletariat."

"I think it's the plight of the working class."

"I feel a capitalist plot coming up."

"Doesn't it seem callous to you -- guarding even your leftovers from the poor?"

"We should ground the owners into fine paste and feed them to the pigs."

"I did it for the Union. For the rights of the workers."

"For the glory of the world republic. Liberation of the spirit and body."

I'm going to push this into the face of every merchant I find and tell them: this is your inane ideology.

"That's how it should be. Soft socialists paving the way for the hard working class to take over."

"I could help -- by brutally dismantling the free market."

"Rats have been nibbling on your fingers. Child labour in dismal working conditions..."

"Bourgeois love from a bourgeois god-queen towards a world getting rapidly more bourgeois, that's lungs for you."

"But why aren't you a communist? Communism is the truth."

"Comrade Nilsen, father of the SRV." (Raise your fist.)

Force yourself to keep listening.

Charging rent just to live somewhere is pretty outrageous.

I've got to know what that's about.

Plausible or not, there's something beautiful about this idea. Is there any more?