That's where you step in. You're Lieutenant Love, matchmaker extraordinaire! Help the poor girl out, lest she turns into a spinster.
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That's where you step in. You're Lieutenant Love, matchmaker extraordinaire! Help the poor girl out, lest she turns into a spinster.
You have to act, Lieutenant Love. You have to calm that hysteric girl down, tell her you've got everything under control -- and then go and have a little boys' talk with the man himself.
What misogyny? I'm just telling things the way they are. Can't a man be honest in his own head anymore?
Yes. You have obviously done something to upset her -- at the Whirling-in-Rags, when she was still working there.
You know women and their constant problems. Yack yack nag nag. How's one supposed to get the love going like that?
What deranged? I'm just telling things the way they are. Can't a man even be honest in his own head anymore?
No. She doesn't have a problem with you. It must be someone else she's angry about. Some other guy... like Garte.
No, don't push her. It sounds as if she's about to cry.
Trust me, you wouldn't want to be the guy here. You know how it is. Yack yack nag nag.
Oh yeah. My point exactly. You know how they are -- transactional and hysteric. Loony broads.
It's on. The Love Quest is on -- too late everyone! It's on. Take it to Garte now!
You know what you've got to do. First you've got to calm her down, tell her you've got everything under control -- then go and have a little boys' talk with Garte himself.
You have to intervene on behalf of Love! First calm her down, tell her you've got everything under control -- and then go have a boys' talk with Garte himself.
You have to intervene on behalf of the Ethnic Nation of Love (Equally of Sun and Lightning)! First calm her down, tell her you've got everything under control -- and then go have a boys' talk with Garte himself.
You have to intervene on behalf of the People's Republic of Love! First calm her down, tell her you've got everything under control -- and then go have a boys' talk with Garte himself.