Here you go, hustler, fight the righteous fight! Free the people. Keep it real. Keep it street. Keep foaming at the mouth furiously on the tax issue!
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Here you go, hustler, fight the righteous fight! Free the people. Keep it real. Keep it street. Keep foaming at the mouth furiously on the tax issue!
Because of the TAXES. G-man's got his jam-covered sticky-fingers in your pocket, stealing from you every time you buy, sell, walk, talk, fart, so much as sneeze!
It's all about the tax issue, hustler. No other problem in the world is as pressing as top-marginal tax rates, and don't you fucking forget it.
I know you're in a hurry, sir -- off to work really hard, as always -- I just need one moment of your time to discuss how hard you hustle.
Look at yourself, you're a human pedometer! You must have walked 200,000 steps down cracked asphalt, mosaic, sand, and linoleum after you re-emerged.
A little? You make money. You got gills, baby, got those black papers with the faces of the innocences on them. You bring in the Franconegros and the Solas.
What are you, a racist? Don't be a racist! Be a cool immigrant ultraliberal free market advocate! Ride or die, keep it street!
What are you not sure about?! They're milking your nipples till they bleed. Can't you see? Aren't you sick and tired of having bloody nipples?
Look, the immigrants are cool. The immigrants play cool music. Everyone likes them. Especially the women. Don't hate on the immigrants. They've got nothing to do with you living under a boat.
Yeah, you're in the sales business. Shake 'em for shit and then pawn it off, law officer-style.
Boohoo, the system is broken. The establishment is keeping me down... That's not the fuck-yeah attitude you're used to, what is this? Why are you so poor?
Sure, sure. And has it been easy? Is life easy? Have you not gone into cardiac arrest? Are you not about to have an anxiety attack or shoot yourself in the mouth? But you still hustle 24/7, ride or die. Now, ask yourself...
You and I both, but they got those indirect modes of taxation. Sales tax, excise duty, extraction tax, this tax that doesn't even have a name -- plus there's the stuff people in other countries pay for, that makes them ask for more money from you here! The Gossamer State's a myth. In total the Coalition Government is taking...
Let not failure ensnare you any further, beautiful pixie girl! Be an acrobat! A prancing faerie queen!
Return without the lieutenant -- for this? Your balance organ thinks it's a waste of time.
A full suit of armour can't be too agile. You can shift direction faster than he can.