Alcohol-man? That's exactly what she needs! Now make her see that.
Psyche
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Alcohol-man? That's exactly what she needs! Now make her see that.
She doesn't even understand you asked her out. Perhaps you're too sober to pull it off right now? Try again later.
Ask her about the cool sword -- helps to break the ice.
Sounds like she'd prefer her men to be less 'real'.
It's okay, she just hasn't figured out how these things work between the sexes. Keep at it. She'll come around.
Oh, yes she does -- you need to get your drink on. There is no other way for human beings to procreate. Not after six thousand years of yeast cultivation-based mating rituals.
You can always talk your way out if things go sour.
Be honest. He's not grilling you, he just wants to know. Ask if he's ever wanted to take it too.
Hey, so we've been monitoring you internally, and now we know your copotype.
No, you're the Sorry Cop. The cop who's sorriest. Let's make it official, then, shall we?
Oh, you know. Apocalypse, Superstellar, The Advanced Interesting Cop. Liquid Shadow Cop. But you're too sorry to say those things, so -- here we go?
Okay, just for the length of this short demonstration, please say something that isn't I'm sorry. Guess. What is it?
Of course you are. It's okay. See if you can get something out of this. Like... info, or... maybe every time you say you're sorry you get a million bucks?
Yes. Sorry Cop. The cop who's sorriest. Let's make it official, then, shall we?