Problem
So you were minding your own business -- trying to get some detective work done -- when suddenly a voice emerged from within you and told you you're a wuss, a namby-pamby, a sissy and a limp jellyfish. This voice has zero gender-sensitivity and even less empathy for underwhelming athletic performance. Try to purposefully piss it off, see if it teaches you something. Pretend you don't know the difference between a double and a single support phase in the discipline of hammer throw. It hates that.
While researching
- −2 EncyclopediaIntense workout
Once internalized
- +2 Physical Instrument if shirt slot empty
- −1 EncyclopediaFacts are for binoclards
Solution
Wait! How did you know all those hammer throw techniques? How do you know how to hold a discus? Or the world youth record in discus? Something doesn't add up here. This mushy thing between your ears didn't know the name of the city you're in, but it comes loaded with trivia about the correct “chin-position” of a shot put ball. Could it be that... SHUT UP NAMBY-PAMBY! This train of thought ends abruptly. It’s leg day! Straighten your rhombus muscle! It’s shirts vs. skins -- take your shirt off Namby, you're skins!
