"Of course not. The bear was terrifying. No one wants ice-cream guarded by a hostile apex predator. To make matters worse, the fridge didn't work too well either, and half the ice cream came out malformed and partially melted."
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"Eventually Revachol Ice City lost a price war to its rival, Glacé 5000. Glacé 5000 sold caramel sundaes for only five cents a piece. Out of regular fridges."
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"You did what?" She rolls her swivel chair an inch closer to you, unsure whether she heard you right.
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"Really? You broke it? What a shame. It was a terrifying beast, but I was fond of it."
"The taxidermist who made it said it was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"
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- "The taxidermist who made it said it was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"
- "That bear was one mighty mammal. The taxidermist who made it said it was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"
- "The taxidermist who made it said it was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"
- "He said that the bear was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"
- "The taxidermist who made it said it was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion'."
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Maybe this wise and noble beast can guide you toward those amphetamines you've been craving.
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The horrific necktie tightens around your neck, strangely excited... But it doesn't feel particularly fun this time around.
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"Very good, you shouldn't do them," nods the dicemaker. "You're a police officer, after all..."
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- "Do you?" The dicemaker raises an eyebrow. "Well, good luck keeping it under control..."
- "Neckties?" Her eyes move to the piss-coloured cloth tied around your neck. "I guess they do sometimes, officer... But I don't understand how it's relevant to our discussion."
- "Understandable. You shouldn't do them," nods the dicemaker. "You're a police officer, after all..."
- "Very good, you shouldn't do them," nods the dicemaker. "You're a police officer, after all..."
- "I don't, officer. You should stay away from drugs, and vision beasts..."
- "Right," says the dicemaker. She doesn't look entirely convinced.
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"Anyway, now you know the story of the fallen ice cream empire." She seems almost sad, finishing the story.
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The temperature has dropped in the cover of the night; you see frost on the windows.
"Anything else? Another failed business perhaps? I've been here for a long time..."
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"Anyway, now you know the story of the fallen ice cream empire." She seems almost sad, finishing the story. Some dust beams swirl in the afternoon air. Her eyes follow it idly.
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- "Anyway, now you know the story of the fallen ice cream empire." She seems almost sad, finishing the story. Some dust beams swirl in the morning light. Her eyes follow it idly.
- "Anyway, now you know the story of the fallen ice cream empire." She seems almost sad, finishing the story. Some dust beams swirl in the afternoon air. Her eyes follow it idly.
Outside it's light. Light scatters from the low hanging cloud cover. There's always the threat of snow.
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"Anyway, now you know the story of the fallen ice cream empire." She seems almost sad, finishing the story. Some dust beams swirl in the morning light. Her eyes follow it idly.
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"Do you?" The dicemaker raises an eyebrow. "Well, good luck keeping it under control..."
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"Understandable. You shouldn't do them," nods the dicemaker. "You're a police officer, after all..."
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"Normal people don't have vision beasts. Only drug-addled madmen like the taxidermist do."
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"Neckties?" Her eyes move to the piss-coloured cloth tied around your neck. "I guess they do sometimes, officer... But I don't understand how it's relevant to our discussion."
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A wise and noble beast, guiding you toward the land where the streets are paved... with drugs!
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"That bear was one mighty mammal. The taxidermist who made it said it was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"
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"The taxidermist who made it said it was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"
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"Ah, of course they left it plugged in. Even in death the bear is costing them money."
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"Maybe. Because the taxidermist who made that bear definitely wasn't. Doing his best, I mean."
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"He said that the bear was his vision beast. He said he met his vision beast while high on desiccants. He called it 'Megatherion.'"