Conversation · Kim Kitsuragi
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In reality, there is no 'culture war', but there is a struggle for mating privileges -- always has been -- and this man is outgunned and completely ill-equipped for this 'conflict'.
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It's a vicious cycle he is unlikely to ever break. The lack of female affection makes him bitter. His bitterness in turn reduces his chances of gaining that affection...
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Just one more angry ape vying for resources...
That's how he played the hand he was dealt. At least he's blissfully ignorant to the cyclical nature of his situation.
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"You still with us, runt? Or are you just gonna stand around like a glue-sniffer?"
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"You still with us, brother? You're standing there like a glue-sniffer."
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It starts with the genetic lottery. A few are born handsome, imposing giants, while most -- like this guy -- are just average. The less fortunate have an underdeveloped limb, a sense missing, or worse.
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But there's a lot one can do with 'average', and this guy hasn't. Now, past his prime, it's unlikely he ever will. While others dominate the 'killing fields', he will sink to the bottom of the mating pool.
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It's his defeatist, self-pitying mentality. A sense that the world owes him a mate, because he perceives himself to be a 'good guy'.
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He isn't interested in evolving, improving, or working for it. He thinks by just being he is entitled to love and respect.
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But the truth is there's a hundred million men like him competing for every single female out there, and his attitude virtually guarantees he'll never come out on top.
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Did you not hear what he said? There's a culture war raging out there, and this unlikely hero might be our last, best chance. That's all this is about.
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That's how badly you're losing, you don't even realise it's happening! Thank god this hero is here, fighting for all of us.
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"You still with us, runt? Or are you just gonna stand around like a glue-sniffer?"
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"You still with us, brother? You're standing there like a glue-sniffer."
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That's right. Guns and swords are the only things that will protect you from youth culture and demographic change.
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"My... what? Ah!" He jumps back with a look of disgust. "Fucking puffs everywhere..."
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He relaxes, slightly. "People think it's so easy, being a lorry driver. Well it isn't, okay?"
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"You think it's easy to stay in shape driving a lorry six days a week?!" His voice is unnaturally shrill. "You guys got it easy, on your feet all day long, burning calories and what not..."
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"What's a guy like me supposed to do, huh? Fucking butt-clenches while I'm driving, like some kind of anal acrobat in the homo circus?!"
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Anal acrobats actually train using a series of stomach breathing exercises, not butt-clenches. Not many people know that.
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"Like I said, my gut's got a good feeling about you."
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The lorryman ignores the lieutenant. "My friend, I don't know what you're after, but I have to tell you there's no turning back time..."
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"I've seen the demographic reports, I know what our experts say. Our greatest days as a people are behind us, and we're not going back."