Communist

"Evrart gets it. Big guys looking after the small and everyone working together -- I love it!"

Say "Fuck the police!" and then smash it.

"I'm here to dismantle the free market and abolish child labour."

"It would forge ties between us working people -- good practice for fighting our common enemy."

"I'm afraid that only world revolution can help you." (Proceed.)

"Our hammer toting comrade was at the bottom of those stairs."

It's the future leader of a proletarian uprising.

"So 'cool' guys protect businessmen while everyone else lives in the ruins? I can think of cooler things."

"That's why I want them. I think I might be low-fi socialist junk myself."

"What did they expect? Twenty cents per hour is dog's pay. I'm surprised they showed up to work at all."

"I don't know who these bosses think they are, but that sounds like a good arrangement -- for them."

"I don't know my mother -- but I'd go on strike against her too. For my rights."

"We are stooges of the world's biggest bourgeois organization, protecting bourgeois rights."

The system is broken!

"Because I'm a communard."

"Democracy is a meaningless sham as long as the working class is under the boot-heel of Capital."

"Don't be too harsh. That's only because of their socio-economic situation."

"Stop using slurs at my crime scene. That's not how we do it."