Politics

"Nice and balanced," the lieutenant nods. "Some junior officers can take care of the rest."

"I'm not really doing this for political reasons."

"Cool. I don't have anything to add to that."

"I'm not opening this door for myself. I'm opening it for all working men."

"Labour utopia." (Nod approvingly.)

Leave the coin where it landed.

"A man with such a funny mug collection can't be that bad."

"Don't be too hard on Samara, they're all alone in the world. Half of what we know of them is just propaganda."

"My head is spinning. It's hard to keep up with the times."

"I am."

"I should have known! You're taking after the kipts, that's why you're so wacky!"

"No." (Lie.)

"I don't know what you're talking about. I have thousands of fans. I am surrounded by love and support all the time."

"Ah, well as long as it works, I don't need to know the details."

"The resettlement programs were totally okay. I'm a big fan of resettlement programs, for some reason."

"But shouldn't the ones that are more hard core rule over the ones that are less hard core, offer them guidance?"

"I'm thinking we should sell this."

(Look him straight in the eye:) "Shit, piss, cunts, dicks, f****ts! Fuck the World!"