Get a load of this rock and roll cop here, people! Johnny Thundercop fishes a cheap lighter out of his pants. With a flick of the thumb there's fire, a primal satisfaction. Here we go...
Physique
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Get a load of this rock and roll cop here, people! Johnny Thundercop fishes a cheap lighter out of his pants. With a flick of the thumb there's fire, a primal satisfaction. Here we go...
Thick, warm smoke gets sucked down into your lungs. Immediately you feel a warm nostalgia fill your head, body and soul. A nostalgia for yourself, the man you were in your youth. Johnny Thundercop is back. And he's chill as balls.
Already you regret it -- looking at the pack... But don't worry. You can come back to this later. The army of smokes is honourable and faithful to you. You have your entire life to return to it.
Repercussions? There's a high risk of GLORY? With a mild chance COOL GENIUS. Smoking makes you into an INTELLECTUAL, everybody knows that.
Get a load of this rock and roll cop here, people! Johnny Thundercop fishes a cheap lighter out of his pants. With a flick of the thumb there's fire, a primal satisfaction. Here we go...
Shut up and light that shit! You wanna be an idiot for the rest of your life? This shit will give you the cool edge you need.
No, what's harmful is fretting and worrying. It's the stress that's wearing your ticker down. The smokes will soothe it. They're medicinal.
People are watching. What a pussy! People are always watching -- that's what makes it cool, now come on!
God, this is right -- you feel the familiar tremble of excitement and adrenaline that precedes every victory. Time has frozen.
Beautiful, now bring it home with paprika.
Don't ruin it for Cuno. Can't you see Cuno's pump can still take it? Can still pump the good.
Or alcohol, if you don't want to do drugs. Alcohol is just as rewarding, but it isn't a drug. This has been going on for quite a while, hasn't it? You've been thinking about drugs and alcohol for a long time now. Juicy drugs, tasty alcohol...
Seems kinda boring now, going back to... What was this about? Some yard? Yards aren't interesting. Only drugs are interesting. Drugs and alcohol. You feel sad now, but what can you do. Life has to go on. With a heavy sigh, you say...
You were expecting relaying this information to him to be more rewarding, right? Telling him you found out she isn't a gardener. You know what you should do, if you want to get rewarded? Drugs. Drugs are more rewarding than work.
An honest tactic. And effective.