Conversation · Cuno

"Uh..." Cuno's eyes light up. "Yeah! To the both of you. Watch your ass in Cuno's town or Cuno's gonna fuck your head off."

He is incredibly pleased with himself right now.

"Uh..." Cuno's eyes light up. "Yeah! Watch your ass in Cuno's town or Cuno's gonna fuck your head off."

"You found Cuno's secret door to Cuno's secret shack?! It was closed for five thousand years. How the fuck did you get in?"

"I phase-shifted through the roofing material."

"Shit... get the fuck out of here! You can't do that."

"He can't do that, Cuno! He's tryin'a fuck at you again!"

"Pigs can't displace, can't do that teleport shit..." He says to himself, then turns to you.

"How did you like it in there, piggo-boy? Cuno's got a lot of cool shit there, right?"

"Before we go on with that let's talk about how you said it was just some roofing material some gimps left behind. That was a lie."

"Pig, that's the past. You and Cuno are now. Let's talk about how you opened the secret door, fucking at Cuno's kingdom."

"I pushed the panels aside, Cuno."

"And then what? You fuck in there? You fuck in Cuno's kingdom?"

"He's tryin'a fuck at you again, Cuno!"

"Cuno, let's talk about your shack."

"The fuck do you want with it?"