Conversation · Garte, the Cafeteria Manager
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Garte, the Cafeteria Manager
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- Day 1 · "I saw a sign that said the mess hall is reserved for the Union." "About my bill..."
- Day 2 · "Fine. I'll take the trash container key." "About my bill for tonight..." Continue Continue "So, uh... you sure you can't swing me a free bed?" "About my bill..." "Come on, man. It's late. Do I really have to pay you again?"
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- 01:00 · 02:00 · 03:00 · 04:00 · 05:00 · 06:00 · 07:00 · 08:00 · 09:00 · 10:00 · 11:00 · 12:00 "I've seen something here at the Whirling, Garte. A thing I need to talk about." "Garte, I saw a sign that said I couldn't go into the kitchen. Why can't I go into the kitchen?"
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- "I hope at least your partner is recovering quickly. Also!" He raises his finger. "You're staying here for free now. That's right, this establishment supports cops. The stay is free -- the drinks are not," he adds. "Just felt I needed to specify that."
- He doesn't take the bait.
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- "Well, anyway..." The man clears his throat, not knowing what to say.
- He's used to this sort of thing.
- He doesn't say what's up with that.
- "I wish you a quick recovery. Also!" He raises his finger. "You and your partner are staying here free now. This establishment supports cops. The stay is free -- the drinks are not," he adds. "Just felt I needed to specify that."
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- "So I talked to Sylvie." (Wink.)Remembered · 1
- "I talked to Sylvie. She left because of me, not you."
- "About my bill for tonight..."
- "Package?"
- "About my bill for tonight..."
- "What about now, is my package here yet?"
- "About my bill for tonight..."
- "Where did everyone go?"
- "I have the tape now. You have to let me sing karaoke." (Give him the tape)
- "Did a package from Speedfreaks FM come for me?"
- "I found the victim's clothes in the trash container out back."
- "Garte, I saw another thing at the Whirling..."
- "I know you said you'd let me know about the package, but -- what about now?"
- "I need a drink. Can you pour me one?"
- "About my bill for tonight..."
- "I've seen something here at the Whirling, Garte. A thing I need to talk about."
- "Did you see the HUGE BURNING graffito outside?"
- "Garte, I found a new bird for the Whirling." (Give him the ruffed grouse.)
- "Is the trash container out back yours?"
- "Did you see the HUGE graffito outside?"
- "Here's your trash container key."
- "I seem to be in need of a fridge."
- "Good bye." [Leave.]
- "About my bill for tonight..."
- "Hey, has a package been delivered for me?"
- "About my bill for tonight..."
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- "Garte, I found a new bird... dammit, I FORGOT to take it with me!"
- "By the way, I'm going to sing karaoke here."
- "So, about that money I owe..."
- "Garte, I need to sing karaoke now."
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- "Now what the hell did you want? I assume you wanted something to come back here..."
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- Relax. Knocking out the cafeteria manager is not going to solve your lodging problem, not in the long run.
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Life doesn't have a BACK button. Now get off your ass and speak the truth about Sylvie the Whore.
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"What?" He squints at you, worried. "What does that mean -- cock carousel?"
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"No time for lectures. The point is: you're losing at her nasty mind games. Sylvie's a total psycho."
"God... does it mean you talked to her? What else did she say about me?"
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The man leans his hands on the corner and sighs. His head drops between the shoulders, heavy and defeated.
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"She broke the bird, you know. The great skua. I found it on the ground with a broken wing. On the morning she left."
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"She broke the bird, you know. The great skua, not the grouse you brought. I found it on the ground with a broken wing. On the morning she left."
"I should have known -- it was her way of telling me to piss off. I should stuff it up my ass." He stops and stares at the counter.
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"No. It was her." His voice is cold now. "She's off to ride that carousel you told me about. Heh..." A mirthless laugh. "Cock carousel -- I understand now."
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He takes a bottle of wine off the shelf and pours himself a glass. "They ride the cock carousel until the clock runs out. Here. Have the rest." He corks the bottle and hands it to you.
"Now, let me have a drink and think about this shit for a moment -- on my own." He stares into the blood red liquid in the cup.
"Broken bird. Feathers." (Nod knowingly.) "This is all part of the mind-fuck on the cock-carousel."
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"Heh..." A mirthless laugh. "Cock carousel -- I think I understand now. It's what they ride. Until, like, 39."
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"Yeah, she said that she likes the cock carousel very much. So fun!" (Depict a carousel of cocks going merrily around.)
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He looks at you spinning your arms, then leans on the corner and sighs. His head drops between the shoulders, heavy and defeated.
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"She rides the cock carousel until she's too old to ride it. Then she settles down with a provider."
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He realizes something. "Does it mean you talked to her? What else did she say about me?"
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Of course you do. This was your plan all along. This is how you fix it for them -- by answering the woman question.
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"Yes, the bird. I found it lying on the floor with a broken wing the morning she left."
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"The bird you brought me a replacement for." He points to the ruffled grouse. "The skua I had, remember? I found it lying on the floor with a broken wing the morning she left."
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"Why didn't she just tell me that?! I don't care about stuffed birds, I care about my employees..." He stumbles with words, shaking his head.
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"Alright." He calms himself. "Did she say anything else? About me, you know." He repeats: "Did she say anything about me?"
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"Really? I should... I should give her a call then." The man doesn't know what to say. He wipes his brow and stares at the counter.
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"Thanks, I guess..." He gives you a short nod. "Was there anything else you wanted, or..."
...or can you give him a moment? Somehow you realize this is not going to net you any professional discounts. Already he's reverting back to defensive.
We were sort of hoping there would be a gun, an expensive jewel, or at least a sword in it for you -- if you deliver the message. Oh well...
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"She said you're nice. But also her employer. I mean, c'mon. The power vertical here..." (Shake your head.)
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"Yeah... I do have a lot of cafeterias to manage. And a lot of employees there. I can't make this part of my work practice, it was... unprofessional of me."
"Anyway -- thank you for clearing it up. Now, if there isn't anything else..." He does not seem to be overjoyed about his new-found professionalism.
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"I see." It's clear he's disappointed. "Well, thank you for the intel anyway. Shame about the bird."
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"She didn't break it, I did. I threw it against the wall. That's why I brought the grouse."
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"You broke the skua?!" His face is flushed with emotions. A rash covers his neck.