Conversation · Garte, the Cafeteria Manager
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- Day 1 · "I saw a sign that said the mess hall is reserved for the Union." "About my bill..."
- Day 2 · "Fine. I'll take the trash container key." "About my bill for tonight..." Continue Continue "So, uh... you sure you can't swing me a free bed?" "About my bill..." "Come on, man. It's late. Do I really have to pay you again?"
- Day 3 · "About my bill for tonight..."
- Day 4 · "About my bill for tonight..."
- Day 5 · "About my bill for tonight..."
- Day 6 · "About my bill for tonight..."
- Day 7 · "About my bill for tonight..."
- Day 8+ · "About my bill for tonight..."
- 01:00 · 02:00 · 03:00 · 04:00 · 05:00 · 06:00 · 07:00 · 08:00 · 09:00 · 10:00 · 11:00 · 12:00 "I've seen something here at the Whirling, Garte. A thing I need to talk about." "Garte, I saw a sign that said I couldn't go into the kitchen. Why can't I go into the kitchen?"
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Play it calm. This man needs to understand you need a drink to help the community deal with police-stuff.
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- "You don't understand the seriousness of the situation. I'm an alcoholic. I need my fix."
- "I am an alcohol-operated detective. If you want me to solve crimes or do whatever it is I'm here to do you need to insert alcohol into my mouth."
- "Please make an exception. I got the shakes bad, man. I need my pacifier."
- "I want a fucking drink, asshole!"
- "Fine, then. I had something else I needed."
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"Even more reason for me not to serve you, sir. Was there anything else you needed -- other than alcohol?"
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"I am an alcohol-operated detective. If you want me to solve crimes or do whatever it is I'm here to do you need to insert alcohol into my mouth."
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"I am an alcohol-operated detective. If you want me to clean up the dead body and solve the case then you need to insert alcohol into my mouth."
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"Oh, well, in that case, let me pour you a nice big refreshing Marinella. Do you want that out of a glass or a pineapple?"
"Don't be an imbecile, I'm not going to serve you a Marinella. I have work to do -- and broken things to fix -- if that was all, I'd like to return to it."
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"Well, you're not getting it!" He slams his hand on the counter, "Asshole!"
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"That's right -- I'm THE CAFETERIA MANAGER." He calms his breath. "I'm glad we cleared that. Was there anything else?"
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It's not a shaker. It's nothing. He's holding nothing. It is but an imitation.
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"Garte, I saw another thing at the Whirling..."
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"Mhm. Before it reaches the Whirling, hopefully..." He sighs, more tired than angry.
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He's so exhausted following recent events, he doesn't even have the energy to really get on your case.
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- "Looked pretty hot to me..." He stops, realizing that this is also a compliment. "At least nothing bad actually happened," he adds with a sigh.
- "Yes, well..." He sighs. "At least nothing bad happened -- yet."
- "Mhm. Before it reaches the Whirling, hopefully..." He sighs, more tired than angry.
- "Sure. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe the end has begun? Fuck it." He sighs, more tired than angry.
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"Looked pretty hot to me..." He stops, realizing that this is also a compliment. "At least nothing bad actually happened," he adds with a sigh.
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"Sure. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe the end has begun? Fuck it." He sighs, more tired than angry.
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- "This is the ruffed grouse. It symbolizes the might of male courtship rituals. May it serve as a reminder -- to keep an eye on the cock-carouseliers."
- "I wanted to apologize for breaking the great skua -- by bringing you this ruffed grouse."
- "It's no biggie. I just thought it would look nice on the wall. I'm that kind of cop."
- "It was actually me who broke the great skua. I wanted to apologize by bringing you this ruffed grouse."
"This is the ruffed grouse. It symbolizes the might of male courtship rituals. May it serve as a reminder -- to keep an eye on the cock-carouseliers."
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"Cool. Okay." He inspects the bird. "I was really hoping not to think about the cock carousel any longer, because it made me feel like shit -- but this is a competent piece of taxidermy."
"I can fix it to the plaque and have a... new bird in the establishment I guess?" He hesitates. "So, I don't know... thank you? I'm gonna go with thank you."
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- "Okay..." He inspects the bird, somewhat suspiciously -- then mellows. "Okay. Well. This is actually a nice bird. A competent piece of taxidermy."
- "Cool. Okay." He inspects the bird. "I was really hoping not to think about the cock carousel any longer, because it made me feel like shit -- but this is a competent piece of taxidermy."
- "I should have known Sylvie wouldn't accidentally break things here..." He inspects the bird, somewhat suspiciously -- then mellows. "Okay. This is actually a nice bird. A competent piece of taxidermy."
- "What -- the interior-decorating kind?" He inspects the bird, somewhat suspiciously -- then mellows. "You know -- I'm sorry. This is actually a nice bird. A competent piece of taxidermy."
People just don't know how to accept gifts, especially taxidermy. He likes it. He likes the bird. It solves his broken bird problem.
This was mostly about the fucking cardio. Massive cardio here. You'll live 'til 90! Or you'll get a heart attack from running.
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"I feel good about our work here today." The lieutenant nods. "It's all about the little things -- like bringing people random stuffed animals."
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"I wanted to apologize for breaking the great skua -- by bringing you this ruffed grouse."
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"Okay..." He inspects the bird, somewhat suspiciously -- then mellows. "Okay. Well. This is actually a nice bird. A competent piece of taxidermy."
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"What -- the interior-decorating kind?" He inspects the bird, somewhat suspiciously -- then mellows. "You know -- I'm sorry. This is actually a nice bird. A competent piece of taxidermy."
"It was actually me who broke the great skua. I wanted to apologize by bringing you this ruffed grouse."
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"I should have known Sylvie wouldn't accidentally break things here..." He inspects the bird, somewhat suspiciously -- then mellows. "Okay. This is actually a nice bird. A competent piece of taxidermy."
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"Why? To keep the hobos and drunks out, that's why. And the neighbours too. They put their trash there and they don't pay for the garbage company."
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