"Absolutely not." He breathes in and out. "Fuck you for even implying it. It wasn't me, it wasn't my staff. The establishment will look at it and ascertain what it was."
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- Day 1 · "I saw a sign that said the mess hall is reserved for the Union." "About my bill..."
- Day 2 · "Fine. I'll take the trash container key." "About my bill for tonight..." Continue Continue "So, uh... you sure you can't swing me a free bed?" "About my bill..." "Come on, man. It's late. Do I really have to pay you again?"
- Day 3 · "About my bill for tonight..."
- Day 4 · "About my bill for tonight..."
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- 01:00 · 02:00 · 03:00 · 04:00 · 05:00 · 06:00 · 07:00 · 08:00 · 09:00 · 10:00 · 11:00 · 12:00 "I've seen something here at the Whirling, Garte. A thing I need to talk about." "Garte, I saw a sign that said I couldn't go into the kitchen. Why can't I go into the kitchen?"
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"Yes. I absolutely will." He calms his breathing. "Sorry. It's been a bit of a day -- and now a hole in the wall."
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"Thank you, I'll patch it up personally. Was there something else about the establishment? I hope not..."
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"I vouch for my staff as I would for myself... and I certainly wasn't the one making holes in our walls." He folds his arms and glares at you defiantly.
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"No, we don't hire staff like that. Thank you for letting me know -- and it will be taken care of as soon as possible."
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"Why?" He stops himself. "No. Fuck it. I don't wanna know. I don't want to know why these degenerates do what they do. I thought we had one good guest in the building..."
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"Anyway, I'll forward that woman her bill and be done with it... Now, was there anything else?"
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- "Good thing that guest pays for her stuff on time -- I'll forward her the bill and be done with it. Was there anything else?"
- "Anyway, I'll forward that woman her bill and be done with it... Now, was there anything else?"
- "Now was there anything else? I have, like, four thousand coasters to stack and then I need to wash dishes because it turns out I have to do that too now."
- Hmm... sounds like she has money tucked away somewhere. Enough to be a stable paying guest.
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"We were just paying you a compliment. And finding out a degenerate from room 3 nicked the phone line. Everything is okay here!" he yells, then turns to you.
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"Good thing that guest pays for her stuff on time -- I'll forward her the bill and be done with it. Was there anything else?"
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"What's that supposed to mean? Fuck you, buddy -- she's not my taste. Good thing she pays for her stuff on time, I'll forward her the bill and be done with it."
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"Now was there anything else? I have, like, four thousand coasters to stack and then I need to wash dishes because it turns out I have to do that too now."
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"Yeah, neither do I. Thank you for telling me I guess. Good thing she pays for her stuff on time -- I'll forward her the bill and be done with it."
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Hmm... sounds like she has money tucked away somewhere. Enough to be a stable paying guest.
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"Garte, I saw a sign that said I couldn't go into the kitchen. Why can't I go into the kitchen?"
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He rolls his eyes. "He wasn't pan-fried. He was lynched. What could the kitchen possibly have to do with..." He changes his mind.
"Fine. Okay. The kitchen is closed until 13:00 because the cook is working. You can snoop around after that -- if you must."
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- Sam Bo is an acronym for Samaran boxing. Graceful martial arts stuff. Sam Bo style implies stealth, cleverness, and cool. Just letting you know.
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- "Fine. Okay. The kitchen is closed until 13:00 because the cook is working. You can snoop around after that -- if you must."
- "You're not. You're a menace..." He gets a hold of himself. "Fine, okay, the kitchen is closed until 13:00 because the real cook is working. You can snoop around after that -- if you must."
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"You're not. You're a menace..." He gets a hold of himself. "Fine, okay, the kitchen is closed until 13:00 because the real cook is working. You can snoop around after that -- if you must."
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"If you had a warrant, you'd be shoving it in my face right now." He crosses his arms.
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"Besides, the RCM doesn't do search warrants. I know the law. You'll just have to wait for the kitchen to open -- if you have to get in there. Which you don't."
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You do realize you can just go into the kitchen at 13:00? No need for superstar charm or Sam Bo style antics here.
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Sam Bo is an acronym for Samaran boxing. Graceful martial arts stuff. Sam Bo style implies stealth, cleverness, and cool. Just letting you know.
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"Fucker?" He shakes his head. "Lay off the swear words, they don't make you cool. This isn't kindergarten."
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"And want me to make an exception for you? You're not even a hostel guest till you pay your outstanding bills..." He changes his mind.
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"Do I have a shaker in my hand? Is this..." He points to his empty hand. "Is this a shaker?"
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"Am I wearing a little bow tie? Am I wearing a bow tie and doing this?" He shakes the imaginary shaker, furiously.
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"Am I smiling? Do you see me smiling and shaking my little shaker? No? Do you know why?"
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"Because I'm not a bartender. I'm a cafeteria manager. Is there anything else you wanted?"