Superstar Cop

"More like who wouldn't! Cool uniforms, fast machines, packing heat? Sign me up!"

"Yeah, that's real funny. She wasn't laughing though." He looks at you.

"There is only one explanation. She must be one of my rabid fans."

"My financial situation is great! Superstars don't have problems with finances!"

Isn't that obvious?! Major Majestic, here I come!

"Grand art. Art DeLuxe. The artsy-est, the most ground breaking, the..."

Damn right I am Tequila Sunset. Arriva!

"Eighty-five percent is good enough. No one lives forever, baby!"

"You told us that they were a bunch of fucking losers whose main interest was 'cramping your style'..."

"What are you talking about? I'm the hottest shit in town. I'm as real as it gets."

"Don't be a sore loser, it's still a fair game between you two. Second place is a podium position."

"That's just how Johnny Ballgame is -- extraordinary."

"I'm a god of track and field. Why would I have a problem with anything?"

I'm already tripping knee-deep in politics, baby.

"Believe it. I am the miracle worker. The bedazzle-man. Around me, dreams come true."

(Shake it.) "I superstarred the shit out of that."

"No, I meant disco... never mind."

"Yes. Disco doorgunning villagers."