Boring Cop

Keep waiting.

I was asleep.

Excuse me, could I please take a look at your art?

"I have no interest in drinking while on duty."

"My head is spinning. It's hard to keep up with the times."

"Ah, well as long as it works, I don't need to know the details."

(Just press the button.)

"Just a normal die for me, please. Very regular."

"Damn straight."

"I don't know."

"An official investigation has been launched -- by me -- to determine just that, ma'am."

"Sounds shady."

"Nothing. Just doing my job."

"Just doing my job, sir."

"Yes, I'm the back-up." (Resist a yawn.) "Here to back you up."

"So you used to be in a gang, but you don't really remember it? Sounds convenient."

"Ah, well as long as it works, I don't need to know the details."

"I'm actually quite good at scheduling."