Boring Cop

"The fuel oil was an environmental hazard. I had to get rid of it somehow."

"Something forgettable, like 'See you tomorrow' probably?"

"Huh, I don't even know what to say..."

"He must have been in the container when someone accidentally closed the door."

"Someone from the Whirling threw it in the trash? I don't know. I'm boring."

"It's not important if I liked him. I was doing my job."

"It's uninteresting, I thought it would make the broth taste better."

"Let's just do this by the book, okay."

"You're making this up. I would never behave like that."

"Nothing. I take it back."

"I just want to do my job, that's all."

"Drugs are a no go for me. I'll report this."

"Law enforcement is a respectable occupation, sir."

"Sure -- normal," he says without smiling.

"Thanks. I appreciate it."

"By funnelling a larger percentage of their country's budget to research?"

"There's balance in nature, Gary. Man was not meant to play god."

"Good day, ma'am. Everything alright?"