Sorry Cop

"I'm sorry, Kim, I don't know what came over me."

"Sorry, ma'am, I didn't mean to eavesdrop on your conversation. Tell me how I might make it up to you?"

"Sorry, ma'am, I didn't mean to eavesdrop on your conversation. Tell me how I might make it up to you?"

But what if I am just a fuckupatoo -- a fuck-up and a cockatoo?!

"I'm sorry to hear that. I can only imagine the horrors you've seen."

"Everything is sad and shit and we need art to make it okay. Just give me the brush."

"I mean... have some ideas, but I can't be sure..."

"Honestly, I don't know how I do it... I just stumbled in here. Can you... please explain this shit to me?"

"I'm sorry... I know I'm supposed to know all about... this, but I lost my memory recently..."

"I'm sorry! I was trying to do good."

"You're right. That was extremely unprofessional. I apologize."

"I'm sorry, Kim, I thought it would be funny to call a Code 31! I didn't even know it was a real code..."

"To never even grasp the idea of economic nonentities... I feel sorry for them."

"I'm sorry. I found it like this."

"I was going for something cool, but I screwed it up, like always..."

"I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry, I think I just fell off the wagon that's all. I lack character..."

"Shit... I don't know what got into me..."