Sorry Cop

"Look, I'm very sorry. I shouldn't have done that. Please forgive me."

"I'm truly sorry, Officer Minot."

"You're right. I messed up there. I pressured her and it's on me."

"I just thought it would be a nice gesture. I'm sorry..."

"I just nailed you. Me. Fucking me -- this sorry cop."

"I'm just sorry."

"I'm sorry I've been such a bother to you..."

"I've been bad and I want someone to abuse me."

"Formal apologetic."

I'm sorry, cells! It's all me! It's my fault!

"I'm sorry for killing you."

"I feel like I just went around apologizing all the time."