Sorry Cop

"I'm such a burden. I should just fuck off..."

"No, actually, wait! I need to see my list again, I'm sorry. Where's my list? Wait!"

"I'm sorry you have to sell them because of me."

"I'm... sorry?"

"It was my fault. I pawned it off. I'm a terrible cop."

"I don't deserve that information, I didn't earn it..."

"I can't but feel partially responsible for the unhealthy culture that poor woman latched onto. I'm sorry."

"It seems you have that effect -- especially on women." He looks at you.

"It was like my body had a will of its own. I was running, my torso turned, my hands made this lewd gesture... I'm sorry you had to witness it."

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry I sold my gun."

"Sorry, I feel like I'm interrupting you."

"I'm so sorry you had to see me in that state. We don't have to talk about it any further."

"I am fully deserving of the trials life has dealt me."

"Because I'm a broke cop without a cent to my name."

I feel outgunned and ill-equipped too...

"Apologies, I didn't mean to get so personal."

"Sorry, I didn't mean to pry."

"No, I'm sorry, but I can't."